Hp computer support…AHHH.

I cant get my internet to work, I call and call and call. Fucking shit. I dont have the manual because I forgot to pack it when I moved and I cant look up the manual because that would involve internet. Just for the record Im just tired and pissed. No offense to the lady with the accent on the hp support but really lets be honest. We arent going to get anywhere when neither of us understand what each other are saying.